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Josh
Aug 17, 2008 9:38:23 GMT -4
Post by Masta Shake Ganon on Aug 17, 2008 9:38:23 GMT -4
josh is the faggiest, gayest, stupidist, dumbest, ALL-AROUND SUCKIEST kid in the world (if you can call him a "kid", i prefer the term gayass). he watches narutard AND says "believe it" along with him, watches/plays yu-GAY-oh, watches avatard the last windbreaker/fartcutter, sucks at ALL AND ANY VIDEO GAMES, never STFU's drinks ALL my soda (and very loudly at that *SLUUUUUUUUUUURP* *mmmm-AHHH*), has the same comeback to everything (he either says shut up, or "OH YEAH, WELL YOUR A HOBO", hits everyone (including women... even his mom and sister) gets his ass kicked by me whenever he comes over (mom literally kicked his ass like her foot touched his but haha in costco lol), is afraid of SWIPER THE FOX from dora the explorer and the green goblin (even when he is 9 now), repeats everything he says AT LEAST 4 times until/after someone tells him to shut up, breaks my games (and gaming accesories lol), breaks other stuff, pisses on the floor when he goes to the bathroom, doesnt flush, wash his hands, put the seat down, or SHUT THE DOOR when/while/after he is going to the bathroom, pisses me off, once took my atari lynx in there with him while he was taking a shit, eats his boogers, doesnt get ANY jokes from shows like familyguy or thesimpsons but still laughs at them, isnt allowed to play E+10 games or over, isnt allowed online, "exposed" himself in school (public school), is always asking me to play a game with him, is 9 but acts like he is a 2 1/2 year old with an ear infection and a temper tantrum, when he gets pissed off he thinks he can kick my ass but then i practically break his arm, pisses himself during the day (i think he might shit himself too) cant curse, tawks like dis (only it sounds incredibly gay, and not cute), has an annoying gayass voice, created a stage on SSBB that i JUST HAD TO name gay wheels lol, has a gay hair cut, is ugly as hell, constantly snorts REALLY LOUDLY, doesnt cover his mouth when he sneezes or coughs or stuff like that, cries if i dont let him do anything, gets all gay and pissed off and thinks he is all big and bad and then me (or harley or rebecca or graham) totally destroy him, oh yeah and i forgot the most biggest imprtant thing: he bites people when he is angry. sometimes until he tears the flesh. thats right. you heard me.
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Josh
Aug 17, 2008 9:54:42 GMT -4
Post by xknight583 on Aug 17, 2008 9:54:42 GMT -4
josh is the faggiest, gayest, stupidist, dumbest, ALL-AROUND SUCKIEST kid in the world (if you can call him a "kid", i prefer the term gayass). he watches narutard AND says "believe it" along with him, watches/plays yu-GAY-oh, watches avatard the last windbreaker/fartcutter, sucks at ALL AND ANY VIDEO GAMES, never STFU's drinks ALL my soda (and very loudly at that *SLUUUUUUUUUUURP* *mmmm-AHHH*), has the same comeback to everything (he either says shut up, or "OH YEAH, WELL YOUR A HOBO", hits everyone (including women... even his mom and sister) gets his ass kicked by me whenever he comes over (mom literally kicked his ass like her foot touched his but haha in costco lol), is afraid of SWIPER THE FOX from dora the explorer and the green goblin (even when he is 9 now), repeats everything he says AT LEAST 4 times until/after someone tells him to shut up, breaks my games (and gaming accesories lol), breaks other stuff, pisses on the floor when he goes to the bathroom, doesnt flush, wash his hands, put the seat down, or SHUT THE DOOR when/while/after he is going to the bathroom, pisses me off, once took my atari lynx in there with him while he was taking a shit, eats his boogers, doesnt get ANY jokes from shows like familyguy or thesimpsons but still laughs at them, isnt allowed to play E+10 games or over, isnt allowed online, "exposed" himself in school (public school), is always asking me to play a game with him, is 9 but acts like he is a 2 1/2 year old with an ear infection and a temper tantrum, when he gets pissed off he thinks he can kick my ass but then i practically break his arm, pisses himself during the day (i think he might shit himself too) cant curse, tawks like dis (only it sounds incredibly gay, and not cute), has an annoying gayass voice, created a stage on SSBB that i JUST HAD TO name gay wheels lol, has a gay hair cut, is ugly as hell, constantly snorts REALLY LOUDLY, doesnt cover his mouth when he sneezes or coughs or stuff like that, cries if i dont let him do anything, gets all gay and pissed off and thinks he is all big and bad and then me (or harley or rebecca or graham) totally destroy him, oh yeah and i forgot the most biggest imprtant thing: he bites people when he is angry. sometimes until he tears the flesh. thats right. you heard me. GOD DAMN!!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS LIL' BITCH, AN ALIEN!!? JESUS CRIST!!!!
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Josh
Aug 17, 2008 10:10:07 GMT -4
Post by Masta Shake Ganon on Aug 17, 2008 10:10:07 GMT -4
thank you/
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Josh
Aug 17, 2008 10:13:18 GMT -4
Post by xknight583 on Aug 17, 2008 10:13:18 GMT -4
No prob, dude. That "thing" is a major shithead.
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Josh
Aug 17, 2008 10:16:25 GMT -4
Post by Masta Shake Ganon on Aug 17, 2008 10:16:25 GMT -4
THANK GOD SOMEBODY FINALLY UNDERSTANDS!
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Josh
Aug 17, 2008 10:24:02 GMT -4
Post by xknight583 on Aug 17, 2008 10:24:02 GMT -4
THANK GOD SOMEBODY FINALLY UNDERSTANDS! Nobody else thinks that thing is a shithead? What are they on, crack?
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Josh
Aug 17, 2008 10:28:34 GMT -4
Post by Masta Shake Ganon on Aug 17, 2008 10:28:34 GMT -4
im beginning to think my mom is...
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Josh
Aug 17, 2008 10:33:05 GMT -4
Post by xknight583 on Aug 17, 2008 10:33:05 GMT -4
im beginning to think my mom is... My mom's not.
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Josh
Aug 17, 2008 10:40:45 GMT -4
Post by Masta Shake Ganon on Aug 17, 2008 10:40:45 GMT -4
i have a shexy girlfriend.
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Josh
Aug 17, 2008 10:41:44 GMT -4
Post by xknight583 on Aug 17, 2008 10:41:44 GMT -4
i have a shexy girlfriend. You are obsessed!!!!!
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Josh
Aug 17, 2008 10:45:52 GMT -4
Post by Masta Shake Ganon on Aug 17, 2008 10:45:52 GMT -4
im not obsessed. i just love her the sun pales in radience to her beautiful eyes
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Josh
Aug 17, 2008 10:54:38 GMT -4
Post by xknight583 on Aug 17, 2008 10:54:38 GMT -4
*cough* [shadow=red,left,300]Obsession[/shadow]
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Josh
Aug 17, 2008 11:02:03 GMT -4
Post by Masta Shake Ganon on Aug 17, 2008 11:02:03 GMT -4
her birthday is more meaningful then the day the earth was created, as is her beauty.
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Josh
Aug 17, 2008 14:03:11 GMT -4
Post by Shade on Aug 17, 2008 14:03:11 GMT -4
I'm gonna tell you what I told Oxi-clean-sniffer when he was ranting about Info's beauty in a similarly poetic manner:
Someone watches too many Disney Classics
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Josh
Aug 17, 2008 14:22:04 GMT -4
Post by ShadowFox on Aug 17, 2008 14:22:04 GMT -4
Thank you, Shade! And K, I understood you too. Josh is a "thing". Seriously, what IS that?
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Josh
Aug 17, 2008 18:35:39 GMT -4
Post by Masta Shake Ganon on Aug 17, 2008 18:35:39 GMT -4
a disturbing fucking weirdo.
on a side note, id watch ever disney classic to make danielle happy.
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Josh
Aug 17, 2008 18:49:39 GMT -4
Post by ShadowFox on Aug 17, 2008 18:49:39 GMT -4
OMG!
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Josh
Aug 17, 2008 18:51:05 GMT -4
Post by Masta Shake Ganon on Aug 17, 2008 18:51:05 GMT -4
OMG that gross fucking shithead threw up on my carpet! nasty ass!
i love danielle so much
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Josh
Aug 17, 2008 18:52:42 GMT -4
Post by ShadowFox on Aug 17, 2008 18:52:42 GMT -4
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Josh
Aug 17, 2008 18:59:56 GMT -4
Post by Masta Shake Ganon on Aug 17, 2008 18:59:56 GMT -4
wtf is your problem?
god i love her.
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Josh
Aug 17, 2008 19:08:28 GMT -4
Post by ShadowFox on Aug 17, 2008 19:08:28 GMT -4
You just keep talking about her. Please, slow down on it.
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Josh
Aug 17, 2008 19:09:53 GMT -4
Post by Masta Shake Ganon on Aug 17, 2008 19:09:53 GMT -4
read my other post and you wont be saying that again.
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Josh
Aug 17, 2008 19:16:59 GMT -4
Post by ShadowFox on Aug 17, 2008 19:16:59 GMT -4
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Josh
Aug 17, 2008 19:20:25 GMT -4
Post by xknight583 on Aug 17, 2008 19:20:25 GMT -4
her birthday is more meaningful then the day the earth was created, as is her beauty. Shade's right. Quit with the bragging already.
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Josh
Aug 17, 2008 19:20:51 GMT -4
Post by Shade on Aug 17, 2008 19:20:51 GMT -4
*net fives BNK*
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Josh
Aug 17, 2008 19:23:09 GMT -4
Post by ShadowFox on Aug 17, 2008 19:23:09 GMT -4
*Group Net Five (Excluding K)*
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Josh
Aug 17, 2008 19:32:38 GMT -4
Post by Masta Shake Ganon on Aug 17, 2008 19:32:38 GMT -4
*sniff*
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Josh
Aug 17, 2008 19:35:14 GMT -4
Post by ShadowFox on Aug 17, 2008 19:35:14 GMT -4
(>;~ > I'm sorry!
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Josh
Aug 17, 2008 19:36:01 GMT -4
Post by Masta Shake Ganon on Aug 17, 2008 19:36:01 GMT -4
*sniff* thank you.
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Josh
Aug 17, 2008 19:37:36 GMT -4
Post by xknight583 on Aug 17, 2008 19:37:36 GMT -4
*Group Net Five (Excluding K)* Okey Doke! ;D
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