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Post by Masta Shake Ganon on Aug 15, 2008 18:36:19 GMT -4
A FRIEND OF MINE NAMED ZO SAID THAT SHE TOLD HIM SHE LIKES ME TOO!
[glow=red,2,300]WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/glow]
AND KING OF THE HILL VIDEO GAME EPISODE IS ON!!!
EPIC DAY!
*puts in waterproof blonde*
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Post by Zdogg on Aug 15, 2008 18:48:00 GMT -4
Zomg. probably as a friend
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Post by Masta Shake Ganon on Aug 15, 2008 18:57:48 GMT -4
DONT SAY THAT!
DONT EVEN THINK THAT.
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Post by ShadowFox on Aug 15, 2008 19:11:09 GMT -4
You killed KP's high, Z. Happy? KOTH FTW, by the way.
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Post by Masta Shake Ganon on Aug 15, 2008 19:18:09 GMT -4
its ok, im still happy!  Hank: OMG I Just Killed A Parking Attendant! Where's The Button To Turn Myself In??? |
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Post by ShadowFox on Aug 15, 2008 21:18:22 GMT -4
LOL, "damn pimp."
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Post by Masta Shake Ganon on Aug 15, 2008 21:24:46 GMT -4
haha yeah.
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Post by ShadowFox on Aug 15, 2008 21:30:56 GMT -4
LOL, I got killed by a pimp once in GTA and uttered the same phrase.
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Post by Masta Shake Ganon on Aug 15, 2008 21:35:02 GMT -4
haha really? kool.
VICE CITY > SAN ANDREAS
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Post by ShadowFox on Aug 15, 2008 21:37:36 GMT -4
GTA IV>ALL GTA'S
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Post by Masta Shake Ganon on Aug 15, 2008 21:42:26 GMT -4
cept vice city.
tommy vercetti could/can kick that russians bastards ass any day. then CJ would rip off his dick
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Post by ShadowFox on Aug 15, 2008 21:46:30 GMT -4
Cum awn! Ewe no dat Gee Tee Ay Four is grater ten awl!
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Post by Masta Shake Ganon on Aug 15, 2008 21:47:45 GMT -4
you sound british, not russian.
speaking of russian, as anyone ever seen those russian lesbos "TaTu"?
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Post by ShadowFox on Aug 15, 2008 21:51:46 GMT -4
I wasn't trying to have an accent.
... lesbians, you say? Where?
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Post by Masta Shake Ganon on Aug 15, 2008 21:52:22 GMT -4
oh lolz
theyre a band
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Post by ShadowFox on Aug 15, 2008 22:00:49 GMT -4
Cool. Do they have orgies?
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Post by Masta Shake Ganon on Aug 15, 2008 22:05:46 GMT -4
just 2 girls.
go to youtube and type in "all the things she said" and look for the vid where they are in the rain.
DO NOT look at the one where they are on the merrie go round, 1 of them is by herself in the bathroom doing something NAUGHTY in that... it should be in all russian
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Post by ShadowFox on Aug 15, 2008 22:09:57 GMT -4
What "naughty" thing does she do? Mmm, now I'm curious... and a little horny.
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Post by Masta Shake Ganon on Aug 15, 2008 22:11:30 GMT -4
go look it up?
dont mention any acts of ceiling you do in that video here, kapeesh?
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Post by ShadowFox on Aug 15, 2008 22:14:25 GMT -4
What does the ceiling have to do with... uh... I'm confused.
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Post by Masta Shake Ganon on Aug 15, 2008 22:19:10 GMT -4
WITH YOU TOUCHING YOUR BOY PARTS!!!
YOU CANT RESIST THE CEILING LOL, IM MAKING IT SOUND LIKE JACKING OFF
shade is probably like...
O.O right now.
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Post by ShadowFox on Aug 15, 2008 22:27:15 GMT -4
Jacking off.
Jerking off.
Choking the chicken.
Lubing the tube steak.
KP, you have any more euphemisms than that?
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Post by Masta Shake Ganon on Aug 15, 2008 22:27:43 GMT -4
actually, yes, I DO
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Post by Masta Shake Ganon on Aug 15, 2008 22:31:40 GMT -4
Fondle your flagpole
Free Willy
Frost the pastries
Frosting your maple bar
Frying up the corndog
Gallop the old lizard
Gardening with the golden trowel
Genital stimulation via phallengetic motion
Get a date with Slick Mittens
Get the German soldier marching
Get to know yourself
Get your pole varnished
Give it a tug
Give your low five
Giving the half-blind dog a run for his money
Go a couple of rounds with ol' Josh
Go blind
Go on a date with Fisty Palmer
Go on a date with Handrea and Palmela
Go the blow
Going Hans Solo on Darth Vader's head
Goose the gherkin
Grease the pipe
Greasing the three-legged cow
Hand job
Hard labor
Have one off the wrist
Helping put Mr. Kleenex's kids through college
Hitchhike to heaven
Hitchhike underneath the big top
Hitting too close to home
Hoisting your own petard
Hold the bishop
Hold the sausage hostage
Holding your own
Hone the cone
Honk your horn
Hosing down the driveway
Hotfooting it to the nearest exit
Hug the hog
Hump your hose
Investing in pork bellies
Invoking the Oscar Meyer love spell
Jack hammer
Jazz yourself
Jerk Jamby
Jerk the gherkin
Left to your own devices
Letting the cat out of the bag
Liquidating the inventory
for FEMALES
5 Digit Disco
Buzzing the honey hole
Backslappin' Betty
Bailing out the Gravy
Boat Beaver bashin'
Bouncing the bearded clam
Buffing the box
Buffing the jewel
Buttering up the whisker biscuit
Clam twiddlin' jamboree
Critter crammin'
Damming the beaver
Dialing "O" on the little pink telephone
Diddling miss daisy
Diggin' for clams
Digitis Erectus
Fingering the fountain
Flicking the minnow
Friday night lip service
Frosting the muffin of love
Giving yourself the finger
Going for the gooey duct
Impeaching Bush
Juicing the clam
Let your fingers do the walking
Lip smacking
Menage a'moi
Petting the kitty
Piddly Diddler
Playing the squeezebox
Pokin' the pie
Polishing the little pink pearl
Pumping the kooter
Punchin' the chipmunk
Reading in Braille
Riding the clitoris-sauras
Romancing thy own
Roughing up the suspect
Self-guided tuna boat tour
Smacking Jerry Garcia on the nose
Spanking Lucy
Stroking the newt
Ticklin' the taco
Tissue tickling
Twirling the pearl
Unbuttoning the fur coat
Warming the wrist rocket
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Post by ShadowFox on Aug 15, 2008 22:37:04 GMT -4
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN! How do you know all these?!
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Post by Shade on Aug 15, 2008 22:38:02 GMT -4
is there like a masturbation wiki for this!?
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Post by ShadowFox on Aug 15, 2008 22:41:22 GMT -4
IDK. But still... wow.
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Post by Masta Shake Ganon on Aug 15, 2008 22:43:41 GMT -4
i told you im sexual lolz
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Post by ShadowFox on Aug 15, 2008 22:48:00 GMT -4
I know now!
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Post by Masta Shake Ganon on Aug 15, 2008 22:50:04 GMT -4
hahaha yeah, pretty bitchin list huh?
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