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Post by Masta Shake Ganon on Aug 15, 2008 18:36:19 GMT -4
A FRIEND OF MINE NAMED ZO SAID THAT SHE TOLD HIM SHE LIKES ME TOO!
[glow=red,2,300]WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/glow]
AND KING OF THE HILL VIDEO GAME EPISODE IS ON!!!
EPIC DAY!
*puts in waterproof blonde*
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Zdogg
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Post by Zdogg on Aug 15, 2008 18:48:00 GMT -4
Zomg. probably as a friend
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Post by Masta Shake Ganon on Aug 15, 2008 18:57:48 GMT -4
DONT SAY THAT!
DONT EVEN THINK THAT.
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Post by ShadowFox on Aug 15, 2008 19:11:09 GMT -4
You killed KP's high, Z. Happy? KOTH FTW, by the way.
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Post by Masta Shake Ganon on Aug 15, 2008 19:18:09 GMT -4
its ok, im still happy! Hank: OMG I Just Killed A Parking Attendant! Where's The Button To Turn Myself In???
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Post by ShadowFox on Aug 15, 2008 21:18:22 GMT -4
LOL, "damn pimp."
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Post by Masta Shake Ganon on Aug 15, 2008 21:24:46 GMT -4
haha yeah.
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Post by ShadowFox on Aug 15, 2008 21:30:56 GMT -4
LOL, I got killed by a pimp once in GTA and uttered the same phrase.
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Post by Masta Shake Ganon on Aug 15, 2008 21:35:02 GMT -4
haha really? kool.
VICE CITY > SAN ANDREAS
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Post by ShadowFox on Aug 15, 2008 21:37:36 GMT -4
GTA IV>ALL GTA'S
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Post by Masta Shake Ganon on Aug 15, 2008 21:42:26 GMT -4
cept vice city.
tommy vercetti could/can kick that russians bastards ass any day. then CJ would rip off his dick
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Post by ShadowFox on Aug 15, 2008 21:46:30 GMT -4
Cum awn! Ewe no dat Gee Tee Ay Four is grater ten awl!
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Post by Masta Shake Ganon on Aug 15, 2008 21:47:45 GMT -4
you sound british, not russian.
speaking of russian, as anyone ever seen those russian lesbos "TaTu"?
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Post by ShadowFox on Aug 15, 2008 21:51:46 GMT -4
I wasn't trying to have an accent.
... lesbians, you say? Where?
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Post by Masta Shake Ganon on Aug 15, 2008 21:52:22 GMT -4
oh lolz
theyre a band
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Post by ShadowFox on Aug 15, 2008 22:00:49 GMT -4
Cool. Do they have orgies?
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Post by Masta Shake Ganon on Aug 15, 2008 22:05:46 GMT -4
just 2 girls.
go to youtube and type in "all the things she said" and look for the vid where they are in the rain.
DO NOT look at the one where they are on the merrie go round, 1 of them is by herself in the bathroom doing something NAUGHTY in that... it should be in all russian
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Post by ShadowFox on Aug 15, 2008 22:09:57 GMT -4
What "naughty" thing does she do? Mmm, now I'm curious... and a little horny.
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Post by Masta Shake Ganon on Aug 15, 2008 22:11:30 GMT -4
go look it up? dont mention any acts of ceiling you do in that video here, kapeesh?
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Post by ShadowFox on Aug 15, 2008 22:14:25 GMT -4
What does the ceiling have to do with... uh... I'm confused.
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Post by Masta Shake Ganon on Aug 15, 2008 22:19:10 GMT -4
WITH YOU TOUCHING YOUR BOY PARTS!!! YOU CANT RESIST THE CEILING LOL, IM MAKING IT SOUND LIKE JACKING OFF shade is probably like... O.O right now.
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Post by ShadowFox on Aug 15, 2008 22:27:15 GMT -4
Jacking off. Jerking off. Choking the chicken. Lubing the tube steak.
KP, you have any more euphemisms than that?
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Post by Masta Shake Ganon on Aug 15, 2008 22:27:43 GMT -4
actually, yes, I DO
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Post by Masta Shake Ganon on Aug 15, 2008 22:31:40 GMT -4
Fondle your flagpole Free Willy Frost the pastries Frosting your maple bar Frying up the corndog Gallop the old lizard Gardening with the golden trowel Genital stimulation via phallengetic motion Get a date with Slick Mittens Get the German soldier marching Get to know yourself Get your pole varnished Give it a tug Give your low five Giving the half-blind dog a run for his money Go a couple of rounds with ol' Josh Go blind Go on a date with Fisty Palmer Go on a date with Handrea and Palmela Go the blow Going Hans Solo on Darth Vader's head Goose the gherkin Grease the pipe Greasing the three-legged cow Hand job Hard labor Have one off the wrist Helping put Mr. Kleenex's kids through college Hitchhike to heaven Hitchhike underneath the big top Hitting too close to home Hoisting your own petard Hold the bishop Hold the sausage hostage Holding your own Hone the cone Honk your horn Hosing down the driveway Hotfooting it to the nearest exit Hug the hog Hump your hose Investing in pork bellies Invoking the Oscar Meyer love spell Jack hammer Jazz yourself Jerk Jamby Jerk the gherkin Left to your own devices Letting the cat out of the bag Liquidating the inventory
for FEMALES
5 Digit Disco Buzzing the honey hole Backslappin' Betty Bailing out the Gravy Boat Beaver bashin' Bouncing the bearded clam Buffing the box Buffing the jewel Buttering up the whisker biscuit Clam twiddlin' jamboree Critter crammin' Damming the beaver Dialing "O" on the little pink telephone Diddling miss daisy Diggin' for clams Digitis Erectus Fingering the fountain Flicking the minnow Friday night lip service Frosting the muffin of love Giving yourself the finger Going for the gooey duct Impeaching Bush Juicing the clam Let your fingers do the walking Lip smacking Menage a'moi Petting the kitty Piddly Diddler Playing the squeezebox Pokin' the pie Polishing the little pink pearl Pumping the kooter Punchin' the chipmunk Reading in Braille Riding the clitoris-sauras Romancing thy own Roughing up the suspect Self-guided tuna boat tour Smacking Jerry Garcia on the nose Spanking Lucy Stroking the newt Ticklin' the taco Tissue tickling Twirling the pearl Unbuttoning the fur coat Warming the wrist rocket
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Post by ShadowFox on Aug 15, 2008 22:37:04 GMT -4
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN! How do you know all these?!
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Post by Shade on Aug 15, 2008 22:38:02 GMT -4
is there like a masturbation wiki for this!?
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Post by ShadowFox on Aug 15, 2008 22:41:22 GMT -4
IDK. But still... wow.
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Post by Masta Shake Ganon on Aug 15, 2008 22:43:41 GMT -4
i told you im sexual lolz
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Post by ShadowFox on Aug 15, 2008 22:48:00 GMT -4
I know now!
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Post by Masta Shake Ganon on Aug 15, 2008 22:50:04 GMT -4
hahaha yeah, pretty bitchin list huh?
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