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Post by Masta Shake Ganon on Aug 19, 2008 2:07:11 GMT -4
FOSHIZZ
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Post by Masta Shake Ganon on Aug 20, 2008 0:09:46 GMT -4
DIRTY JOKE TIME!
OK so this one guy has finally convinced his girlfriend to have sex with him for the first time, but there's a problem... They can't do it at her house and he still lives in his brothers room. So they get a plan, the plan the make is that they will do it on the top bunk, and to avoid anyone knowing, when she wants it harder she will say tomato, and when she wants it faster she will say lettuce. So the whole night she is screaming "TOMATO, LETTUCE, TOMATO, LETTUCE!" and then she yells "QUICK, PULL IT OUT! I DON'T WANT TO GET PREGNANT!" then his little brother wakes up and says, "will you guys stop making sandwiches up there? Your getting mayonaisse on my face!"
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Post by Me on Aug 20, 2008 8:53:56 GMT -4
DIRTY JOKE TIME! OK so this one guy has finally convinced his girlfriend to have sex with him for the first time, but there's a problem... They can't do it at her house and he still lives in his brothers room. So they get a plan, the plan the make is that they will do it on the top bunk, and to avoid anyone knowing, when she wants it harder she will say tomato, and when she wants it faster she will say lettuce. So the whole night she is screaming "TOMATO, LETTUCE, TOMATO, LETTUCE!" and then she yells "QUICK, PULL IT OUT! I DON'T WANT TO GET PREGNANT!" then his little brother wakes up and says, "will you guys stop making sandwiches up there? Your getting mayonaisse on my face!" XD I think I get the ending of that joke  |
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Post by Masta Shake Ganon on Aug 20, 2008 10:29:26 GMT -4
lol its pretty gross huh?
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Post by Me on Aug 20, 2008 11:20:04 GMT -4
Yeah.
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Post by ShadowFox on Aug 20, 2008 16:12:16 GMT -4
Poor kid got man gravy on him.
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Post by Masta Shake Ganon on Aug 20, 2008 16:46:23 GMT -4
WHITE GRAVY.
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Post by ShadowFox on Aug 20, 2008 16:51:14 GMT -4
Man gravy that happens to be white (though a yellowish tint gets in there every now and then).
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Post by Masta Shake Ganon on Aug 20, 2008 18:12:13 GMT -4
O.O
WHAT IN THE GOOD LORDS FUCKING NAME IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!??!?!?!
THAT EVEN DISTURBED ME SOME!
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Post by ShadowFox on Aug 20, 2008 18:14:22 GMT -4
YESH! I reversed the curse!
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Post by Masta Shake Ganon on Aug 20, 2008 19:17:19 GMT -4
no you didnt...
meatspin.
see?
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Post by ShadowFox on Aug 20, 2008 20:38:18 GMT -4
Please stop.
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Post by Masta Shake Ganon on Aug 23, 2008 11:37:24 GMT -4
lol, wow. that sounded kind of serious. lolz
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Post by ShadowFox on Aug 23, 2008 14:46:25 GMT -4
It was serious.  |
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Post by Masta Shake Ganon on Aug 24, 2008 18:00:34 GMT -4
It was serious. wow, you really are serious haha. |
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Post by ShadowFox on Aug 24, 2008 22:11:22 GMT -4
I am dead serious.
*Pushes face closer*
DEAD... FUCKIN'... SERIOUS!
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Post by Masta Shake Ganon on Aug 25, 2008 15:53:55 GMT -4
I am dead serious. *Pushes face closer* DEAD... FUCKIN'... SERIOUS! why are you so serious all of the sudden? |
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Post by paragoomba348 on Aug 25, 2008 21:36:12 GMT -4
Here's one.
So two boys were at the zoo when a gorrilla caught their eyes. The first boy made a face, and teh gorrilla made the same face. The second boy tries it, and the gorrilla makes the same face. The first boy tries it again by sticking out his tongue, and THE GORRILLA WAS MAD! He took the boy and started beating him up. The second boy went up to the zookeeper and asked him why that happened. The zookeeper said it was like flipping someone off in gorrilla language. At the hospital, teh second boy told the first boy why that happend, but he didn't care. He wanted revenge on the gorrilla. He got a hammer and a toy squeaky hammer, and threw the hammer in the cage. The boy hit himself on the head with the squeaky hammer, and the gorrilla stuck out his tongue. Anyone get it?
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Post by Me on Aug 25, 2008 21:49:55 GMT -4
I get it!
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Post by Zdogg on Aug 27, 2008 14:14:14 GMT -4
Is it a reference to Donkey Kong (the game) or Super Smash Bros?
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Post by ShadowFox on Aug 28, 2008 18:32:19 GMT -4
It ain't a reference to anything.
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Post by Zdogg on Aug 29, 2008 18:45:14 GMT -4
OH!
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Post by paragoomba348 on Sept 2, 2008 10:02:19 GMT -4
yep, that's right. But I'm not giving away what's funny about it, you need to figure that out.
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Post by Masta Shake Ganon on Sept 2, 2008 12:45:56 GMT -4
i dont get it.
is the kid zmario?
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Post by Zdogg on Sept 2, 2008 18:05:14 GMT -4
dont call me that. Call me Zdogg or Z but not Zmario.
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Post by paragoomba348 on Sept 2, 2008 21:24:53 GMT -4
But you're Zmario on SmashWiki!
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Post by Me on Sept 2, 2008 21:55:06 GMT -4
7h@7 I5 c0Rr3C7!
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Post by paragoomba348 on Sept 2, 2008 22:08:35 GMT -4
|7 s|_|r3 |s!
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Post by Me on Sept 2, 2008 22:24:10 GMT -4
WhY w3R3 @ll 7h3 9309L3 8@nN3d 0N 5m@5HwI4i!?
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Post by Masta Shake Ganon on Sept 2, 2008 23:42:27 GMT -4
dont call me that. Call me Zdogg or Z but not Zmario. gotcha zmario. |
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