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Post by Shade on Aug 10, 2008 18:19:04 GMT -4
I'll go first.
Once, their was pirate ship out at sea. The captain was just standing there when the navigator shouted, "Captain! Enemy ship off the port bow!". The captain then said, "Bring me my red shirt." As odd of an order as this was, the navigator brought him his red shirt without question. They won the battle with no casualties or major injuries to anyone.
A few days later, the navigator said, "Captain, why did you make me bring your red shirt?" The captain replied, "Because if I were wounded you wouldn't see me bleeding and you'd continue to fight valiantly".
About a week after that, the navigator yelled "Captain! 40 ships off the port bow!" The captain said, "Fetch me my brown pants."
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Post by ShadowFox on Aug 10, 2008 20:07:06 GMT -4
LOL!
OK, here's one.
A man and a woman are sitting next to each other on a train. Suddenly, the woman sneezes, gently wipes her nose, and then starts to shake violently. At first, the man just ignores it, but the woman sneezes again, wipes her nose, and again starts to shake violently. After the third time of repeating this process, the man finally leans over and says, "Every time you sneeze, you shake violently in your seat. Why is that?" The woman answers, "Every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm." Embarassed by this fact, the man then asks, "What are you taking to fix that?" The woman answers, "Pepper."
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Post by Shade on Aug 10, 2008 20:29:08 GMT -4
*crickets*
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Post by ShadowFox on Aug 10, 2008 20:37:55 GMT -4
-_-
You don't get it, do you?
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Post by Shade on Aug 10, 2008 20:44:39 GMT -4
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll..................................................yeah, actually. I just thought it'd be funny to do that.
um....lol?
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Post by ShadowFox on Aug 10, 2008 20:50:37 GMT -4
YESH! ;D
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Post by Shade on Aug 10, 2008 21:04:37 GMT -4
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
I can edit your posts!
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Post by ShadowFox on Aug 10, 2008 21:45:20 GMT -4
And I can undo them!
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Post by Shade on Aug 10, 2008 21:47:37 GMT -4
But it's still fun to do...
lol Gimpyfish got banned from smashboards for doing that I think
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Post by ShadowFox on Aug 10, 2008 21:58:34 GMT -4
Gimpy got banned from teh boards?
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Post by Shade on Aug 10, 2008 21:59:43 GMT -4
I guess so...that's what his profile be sayin
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Post by ShadowFox on Aug 10, 2008 22:02:54 GMT -4
NO WAI!
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Post by Masta Shake Ganon on Aug 10, 2008 22:18:01 GMT -4
haha ive heard shades joke but i like GXDs better (sorry shade)
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Post by ShadowFox on Aug 10, 2008 22:20:57 GMT -4
YESH! I gained K's respect... and OVER 9000 experience points!!
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Post by Shade on Aug 10, 2008 22:32:52 GMT -4
F you I'm an admin and I take away your EXP! lol
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Post by Masta Shake Ganon on Aug 10, 2008 22:43:17 GMT -4
Experience Points System: Coming Soon
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Post by Shade on Aug 10, 2008 22:45:29 GMT -4
seriously?
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Post by ShadowFox on Aug 10, 2008 22:56:28 GMT -4
Yayz!
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Post by Masta Shake Ganon on Aug 10, 2008 22:58:05 GMT -4
yeah for realz people with more experience can do more things and have more power over this site
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Post by Shade on Aug 10, 2008 23:09:27 GMT -4
cool...good thing I got adminship beforehand lol
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Post by Masta Shake Ganon on Aug 13, 2008 3:49:58 GMT -4
have you all ever heard the cookie joke before?
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Post by ShadowFox on Aug 13, 2008 12:22:48 GMT -4
Err, no. Please inform us.
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Post by Masta Shake Ganon on Aug 13, 2008 22:34:36 GMT -4
ugh, fine.
so a dude is sitting in class and this girl says "will you meet me by the locker after class?" and he says no and she says "ill give you a cookie" and he says ok.
so they meet by the locker after class and the girl says "will you meet me in the bathroom?" and he says no and she says "ill give you a cookie" and he says ok.
so they meet in the bathroom and the guy is going and the girl says "whats that?" and he says "thats mr. tinkee winkee" and she says oh. then she asks "will you spend the night at my house tonight?" an the guy says no and the girl says "ill give you a cookie" and the guy says ok.
so they are at her house and they are brushing their teeth and the girl asks "will you sleep in my room tonight?" and the guy says no and the girl says "ill give you a cookie" and so he says ok.
so the next morning the guy wakes up in the hospital and asks what happened and the girl says "well last nite while you were asleep i was playing with mr. tinkee winkee and then he spit on me so i bit his head off."
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Post by ShadowFox on Aug 13, 2008 23:16:16 GMT -4
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! That poor guy...
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Post by Masta Shake Ganon on Aug 14, 2008 9:29:24 GMT -4
lolz
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Post by ShadowFox on Aug 14, 2008 16:38:16 GMT -4
He'll never reproduce again.
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Post by Masta Shake Ganon on Aug 14, 2008 16:57:53 GMT -4
haha, LET ALONE WALK CORRECTELY. haha random...
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Post by Shade on Aug 14, 2008 17:09:16 GMT -4
>.<
ow....
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Post by Masta Shake Ganon on Aug 14, 2008 17:10:02 GMT -4
lolz
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Post by Me on Aug 18, 2008 22:23:19 GMT -4
Ummm..........................................
Owwww...
lolz
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